The Shaurette Gazette

For users of Netflix Profiles, Netflix has decided to keep the feature \"with no plans to discontinue it. We were persuaded by the well-reasoned, sincere responses of loyal members who very much value this feature.\"

Scientists have engineered yeast bacteria that can excrete what is essentially crude oil rather than the usual fatty acids. This is awesome.

The new online network is streaming full episodes of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Smallville, Friends, and more. It requires invitation and currently is only running a handful of first season episodes. However, in time, I believe more will be online.

This is cool, and I think it would make a pretty awesome Fathers\' Day present.

You\'ve GOT to be KIDDING me! (Checking watch... it is June, not April, right?!?)